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"HIGH SCHOOL -- 1955 vs. 2010"
Smál bych se, kdyby to nebyla pravda. A bude hůř, u? to dorazilo i k nám... |
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| | "HIGH SCHOOL -- 1955 vs. 2010"
Scenario 1: Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1955 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack...
2010 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario 2: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1955 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2010 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario 3: Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1955 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2010 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD... The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario 4: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1955 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.
Scenario 5: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1955 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock..
2010 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations... His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario 6: Pedro fails high school English.
1955 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2010 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist.. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher.. English is then banned from core curriculum.. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario 7: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1955 - Ants die.
2010 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism.. The FBI investigates his parents --and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario 8: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1955 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy |
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| | Aha, zase tam je sranda :-) Hank doká?e pobavit...
1)Chodím na základnu 9třídy já vás če?tináře nemám rád třeba nedávno mě nasrala učitelka z če?tiny a vysvědčení to by uhádl asi ka?dej blb ?e sem měl 5tku pak i s matiky a fyziky.
2)Ty stránky jsou vá?ně zajimavé, kdybys nebyl tak blbej a nekritizoval če?tinu znám i hor?í lidi z če?tiny mě stačí ?e umím zvládnout rozli?it výtah od výtach (Slovíčko výtach snad vůbec neexistuje) Tak?e tod v?e pane "V?EVĚDOUCÍ" |
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| | | Mirak: Kam to psal? Já sleduju jenom klub SG-AU :-) |
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| | Identita HankLandry dobyla Lapiduch:
1)Já mám hodně představ mi před očima bude? kecat s holkou prasárny takový nevinně, hmmm strč mi ho mezi nohy já si to pak umím představit dřív ne? na to vůbec dojde i kdy? nedojde xD
Tak ten web co sem vám sem dal je udr?ovaněj?í ne? SGU Project a neříkejte mi ?e ne! |
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| | | T_Ana: No ten zubař je geniální :D |
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| | | (No, asi jen milovníci Twin Peaks to ocení...) |
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| | | To jsem je?tě neviděl, mazec :-) |
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